Cruella De Vil – King George III (Hamilton) | Whitney Avalon Cruella A.I. Concept Cover

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His Majesty borrows Whitney Avalon’s 2021 Cruella Sings “Cruella De Vil” parody, rewrites the hook as “Colonial Will,” and turns the jazzy villain jingle into a smug baroque-pop waltz fit for the Court of St James’s. Harpsichord trills clash with parade snares while a chamber choir coos behind George’s prim tenor, threatening puppies and patriots alike.

⚠️ Fan project—no affiliation with Disney, Lin-Manuel Miranda, or Whitney Avalon

[Verse 1 – King George]
Colonial will, colonial will,
You vex me more than rebels lost across the Atlantic still.
If you don't scare the loyalists, no British force will;
One glance—a sudden chill,
My darling, dear rebellion so shrill.
[Verse 2]
At first they dub you devil, but give the fright some space;
Soon every trembling tail will bow before your painted face.
I've seen those scheming eyes—like mine, they love the thrill,
Peering out from underneath a powdered wig… or rock… or hill.
[Pre-Chorus]
Heel now… kneel now…
[Chorus]
You'll be back, my rebel sweet,
When my crown commands the beat;
We'll parade our marionettes,
Swaying to my royal waltz of indiscretion.
[Verse 3]
This vampire bat? Charming! This inhuman beast? Divine!
Your wardrobe writes rebellion in black-and-white design.
The world was such a wholesome place till we refined the thrill—
Rule Britannia? No, submit to my will.
[Verse 4]
An orphan bold, a motor fiend, a duchess in disguise;
You claw your way to stardom while society complies.
Just like my wayward colonies, those puppies try to flee—
But darling, when you whistle, they'll come crawling back to me.
[Pre-Chorus]
Heel now… kneel now…
[Chorus]
You'll be back, my rebel dear,
Once you taste my royal cheer;
We'll paint the town in monochrome,
Swaying to our waltz of puppy-powered tension.
[Bridge – spoken]
"Remember, love—liberty is simply treason set to music."
[Verse 5]
Their headlines scream of outrage, yet secretly they crave
The scandal of your spotted furs, the theatre of the brave.
Like loyal little subjects, they'll fetch your every thrill;
Such fun for rebels… and Majesty's quill.
[Verse 6]
So stitch your grand uprising, I'll crown it with a grin;
We monarchs share a talent for the chaos deep within.
The world was dull and orderly until we joined the fray—
My darling, sweet rebellion, let dogs and colonies obey!
[Final Chorus]
You'll be back—don't bark, just sing,
Kiss the ring and do your thing;
We reign in waltzing triplets still,
Submit now, submit to my will!

“I trim disloyal fashions to remind you of my love.”

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